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Akpabio's Kleptocrats' Republic: The Hilarious Misadventures of Nigeria's Senate President

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Find out how Akpabio turned from a Senate President into an interpreter and lexicographer!

Akpabio, the renowned Senate President of Nigeria, found himself in a rather unexpected role recently - that of an emergency interpreter and lexicographer. In a comical turn of events, Akpabio found himself clarifying the distinction between being called a thief and a kleptocrat. According to him, the accusation was not directed at individuals but at the system as a whole. His clarification baffled many, including Fasuyi, who had the unique experience of receiving this explanation.

In the midst of Akpabio's linguistic endeavors, a new term emerged - 'Akpabio's Kleptocrats' Republic.' This term, coined by Festus Adedayo, encapsulates the dilemma faced when governance is intertwined with corruption. The fear of a compromised judiciary and the implications of such a scenario were eloquently expressed by Akpabio, hinting at the precarious state of affairs in Nigeria's political landscape.

The narrative takes a humorous turn as the discussion veers towards a 'captive judiciary' nestled within the 'presidential pouch,' echoing a prediction made by Anthony Enahoro. As Nigeria navigates this complex web of political intrigue and legal entanglements, Akpabio's accidental foray into interpretation continues to amuse and confuse observers.

In conclusion, Akpabio's escapades shed light on the importance of clear communication in governance. His attempt to decipher the intricacies of political language serves as a quirky reminder of the challenges faced by public figures in navigating the murky waters of political discourse and perception.

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Akpabio's kleptocrats' republic (TheCable)

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Akpabio's kleptocrats' republic, By Festus Adedayo (Premium Times)

He did not say you are a thief, he said all of you in government are kleptocrats. A thief is different,” Akpabio had explained to Fasuyi.

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